“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
The White Walkers!
The Mentalist - Jisbon 5.10 - Panama Red
Jane: Patrick Jane, consultant, this isn’t my boss.
Lisbon: I’m Teresa Lisbon, and I am his boss.
Favorite ‘Merlin’ cast friendships > Colin Morgan and Bradley James
“I said a joke, the person I was talking to didn’t laugh, but Colin woke up and went HAHAHA. And, it just-it’s just kind of, you know, I find myself knowing, I don’t know, picking on this strange wave length we have going and not being able to step away until- after I go oh my god, we’re a pair of weirdos.”